Ok, it’s 2009 and your converted Delorean is parked outside with a brand new “flux capacitor” ably fitted by Doc Brown. McFly is sat in the drivers seat and the passenger seat is beckoning…….yes, you’ve guessed it……it’s time to go Back To The Future……well at least musically we’re going to rewind to the 1980’s/90’s.
Not quite far enough back in time and brush down those crushed velour trousers……mmmmm……Agnetha Fältskog, Huba-Huba!!!!!
…….ABBA……showing my bloody age I know, but Agnetha, you would….wouldn’t you?…..Admit it!!!!
………I digress, I know, but it was worth it!!
Anyway, we are not traveling back musically to Waterloo……..but to the 1980’s and 1990’s.
Yes my “big haired” and “ruffled shirted” New Romantics, Nutty Boys and Girls, it’s time to break the glass and release “DJ’s Smashy and Nicey”……we are talking Adam And The Ants, The Cure, Duran Duran, Spandau Ballet, Bananarama, The Specials, Bad Manners, Aha, Wham and all those other musicians which made you kick off your shoes and dance around your handbag whilst slipping vodka into your Coke under the table when no-one was looking…….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk08Zb6oyf8
BIG HAIR……as the clip has now reminded you. How many CFC’s did we pump into the atmosphere through multiple cans of hairspray…….just to look like we had been pulled through a hedge backwards???
Anyway, for those of you still hungover from the 80’s and 90’s Praetoria is your “hair of the dog” musically. It can be found on Lanzeronovskaya and is generally open from 1600 until the last person leaves…….probably assisted by the paramedics having indulged in the following with Buster Bloodvessel one too many times…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVIXraaqXPU
Can you tell I’m wandering off down Memory Lane in this blog…..I’ve just found Madness on You Tube as well!!
What?…….Oh gone on then, you sweat talking bugger……..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJOLwy7un3U
…….Ok enough reminiscing…….. back to the Praetoria……
I forgot to say……it’s not open on Mondays……and in the summer months it has been known to relocate to it’s alternative premises over in Arcadia…..well Arcadia is the summer nightclub scene Grand Central in Odessa!!
The food is good and the premises comfortable and relaxing. It is also a place where a few expats can be found…..obviously of an age that would remember the music and not the “trance crowd”…..who probably remember very little from yesterday, let alone the 80’s and 90’s!!
So, give this place a try, you may well find some English speaking expats here, the food is good and the music…..well I think I’ve said enough about that.
What?…….You’re joking!!…….You’re not?……You really are a sad puppy aren’t you!!!…….Ok, Ok…..Bananarama just for you…….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDrKm6OzSCM
………..You really are a sad, sad puppy!!!!