Well, just when you think a country as schizophrenic as Ukraine can’t surprise you any more……..it goes and does it again!!!
Normally here, an idea….even backed by money….can take up to 4 years to get “off the drawing board” due to the “administrative fees” required to get anything done…..as I have commented upon in the “Business” category already.
Now, Odessa is in a dog fight with Lviv to host part of the UEFA 2012 tournament…..as one of the hosting cities.
Lviv is indeed a beautiful city and has a few things going in favour of it getting the “nod” over Odessa. Firstly, it is in west Ukraine and therefore closer to Poland, the other co-hosting country of the tournament. Secondly…..and much more importantly, the Mayor and Regional Governor are good friends and political allies with the current Ukrainian President…..what difference does this make?…….Take a look in the Politics category and work it out for yourself!!
…….errrrm…..Yes, that is a picture from within the Ukrainian parliament.
Odessa, on the other hand, is a very “tourist friendly” city hosting over a million tourists every summer each year…..meaning it is better equipped to deal with the football fans by way of existing accommodation and things to do when you are not watching your national, overpaid ballerina’s, chasing a piece of inflated pigs bladder around a patch of grass under the guise of sport and national pride.
Unlike Lviv, Odessa also has beaches…..a lot of beaches……good beaches at that too, an international airport……even if in name and not in facilities……sea port, and good road and rail links. Ideal for an international tournament you’d think. Unfortunately though, the Mayor is not of the President’s political party and local population are traditionally voters for the current “official” opposition party……now you understand, having quickly read my blog on Ukrainian politics!!
The upside for those in Odessa, is that the decision as to which cities will actually hold the tournament is down to those in UEFA……and out of the hands of the politicians from any side.
Well, what’s this got to do with Ukrainians always doing things slowly and Chernomoretz?, I hear you ask.
Unbelievably, having done nothing for two years out of the four years they have had to get preparations underway, Ukraine is starting to get it’s act together regarding this tournament by way of stadiums and infrastructure.
Even more unbelievably, despite the fact that the remaining host cities, (outside of Kyiv and Donesk who have already been officially given the “nod”…..because they have already got good stadiums), will not be announced until mid-May….the construction of the new Chernomoretz Stadium has begun in readiness to host the tournament…..which obviously it may not!!!
I am more surprised than the man who gets Tango’d by the big fat naked orange man in the very first Tango add!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV8zGNe7Ebg
Yeh, but that’s good isn’t it……preparation and all that?
Well, the existing ground is near Shevchenko Park and holds…….in theory about 36,000 people. In actual fact, of course, I have had more people at one of my BBQs than they attract as an average home attendance. This new stadium……whilst it will indeed be impressive…..will make any fan feel microscopic and will generate an atmosphere about as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit.
Ok…..but it is a new facility so surely more fans will come. Maybe…..maybe not. The new ground, the foundations of which have started to be excavated, is nowhere near the City Centre, but has been located at a place called Sovenon way out of the city on the Chernomorka road.
I nearly bought land at Sovenon when I first came from Moscow on which to build my house…..as it is the place where the multi-millionaires, pop stars, elites and nouveau-rich now live….but I bought about 5 kilometers away in a place which is actually much nicer and will now become the place where the multi-millionaires, pop stars, elites and nouveau-rich will want to live.
Why will they want to move next to me….apart from my obvious good looks, wit, charm and personality?
Well aside from several thousand noisey fans every other week, shouting and screaming for a few hours, dropping empty beer bottles and litter around their rather nice “pads” and wolf-whistling at their very pretty wives and daughters when they are sunbathing in the garden…..the proposed stadium is not small and will block out the sunlight at certain times during the day to those “pads” nearest to it.
What? – Why didn’t I buy there?……Because when you buy land here, there is no limit to the monstrosity (by way of appearance) you can build on it and Sovenon now looks like the Disneyland Castle on PCP….as you would expect with so many rich Deva’s trying to out-do their neighbours. “She’s got a turret, I want two”……you know the way it goes.
Of course, I am reasonably happy with the whole thing…..the new stadium is just as close to me as it ever was, the value of my house will increase as the “snobs” move in around me and the current global financial problems eventually subside and more importantly, my local team will have a stadium equal to the vast majority of top flight teams in Europe.
The downside?…..Well yes, there is one…..of course, if Odessa does get to host part of the tournament, all those family members and friends you pray you will only hear from at Christmas…..and then only by way of the obligatory Christmas Card……will be wanting to stay with me!!