Public toilets in Ukraine are somewhat……………lacking. Public disabled toilets are noticeable by their complete absence.
This seems to be a common phenomenon throughout the former Soviet Union. It has been dealt with, at least practically (if not aesthetically) in Moscow by lines of blue plastic cubicles on the main street, which are in fact chemical toilets guarded ferociously by Babooshka’s demanding a few Kopeks to ease your anal or urinal retention issues. Invariably they have little or no change………or at least desire to give you change………meaning it is either not a penny you spend, or your will power gives way to bodily function and you soil yourself in the street. It is therefore good advice to carry small currency denominations with you at all times.
Returning to Ukraine and your bodily functions, although it may be argued the ferocious Babooska’s are still prevalent, there is a severe lack of even blue plastic chemical toilets on the streets.
Obviously all restaurants, most supermarkets and every MacDonald’s are the place to head for when you feel your bladder is resembling the recent housing bubble in October 2008………and about to burst.
Again, it is useful to always carry small change with you when considering the need to spend a “kopek”. The vast majority of supermarket and shopping mall toilets are not free. Some now have automated turn-styles to get into the toilet area, whereby without a 50 kopek coin you will not gain entrance, Athena shopping mall in Odessa is an example of this system. Where the system falls down is that without this coin, there is nobody there to provide change and a dash to a store to obtain the right coin is required…………assuming they have any 50 kopek coins.
Having managed to gain entry into the toilet area, be it free, paid for, or vaulting the turn-style (and awaiting the armed security man after you are relieved……in the latter case for failing to pay) you are faced with several forms of toilet depending upon the establishment.
Before we go any futher into detail, again at this point it is still necessary to ensure you have a reasonable amount of small currency bank notes ( preferably 1 and 2 UAH notes)………..for reasons which will become apparent soon.
You are now faced with several alternatives, not from which to choose, but which have been installed. There is the standard, or so you think, western urinal and sanitary ware, or urinal and……..tiled floor with a hole in it.
There is no need to go into the working of the hole surrounded by ceramics I feel, so we will concentrate on what you thought was the standard western sanitary ware. We would normally look for a lever to pull down or alternatively a button to depress. Frequently here though, you will find a silver ball, like a large metal ball-bearing situated in the centre of the tank at the rear of the toilet.
No matter how hard you pull down or depress it, no water is released into the toilet bowl, you have to pull it up approximately 10 centimeters (or 3 inches) for the water to be released.
I would have done that I hear you all cry……………but many times I have had to tell foreigners that all they had to do was pull it up after they have left the toilet and said the flush would not work!!!!!
Going up a couple of paragraphs in this blog, I know you are still asking, “Why the need to ensure you had small bank notes with you?” The answer…………I bet you didn’t check whether there was any toilet tissue before you sat down!
The alternative is to wear incontenance pants of course.