What can I say……when I moved to Odessa from Moscow and being somewhat of a Sherlock Holmes fan….the last thing I expected to find was a bar called the Sherlock Holmes……and yes I did bring the Basil Rathbone DVD Box-Set when I came………only to find a particularly good Russian made Sherlock Holmes series on TV here!!
Anyway, the Sherlock Holmes bar is in the City Centre and can be found…….with a little detection work, “naturally, my Dear Watson”….at Polskiy Spuskiy.
What?……No, no, no…..according to Sir Author Conan Doyle, who should know…..as he wrote the books…..our beloved Sherlock was indeed in Odessa…….TWICE!!
What do you mean “bollocks”?
It’s true!……Yes is bloody is!!!
If you read “A Study In Scarlet” then Holmes refers to Odessa when commenting upon the “Dolsky Case” and in “The Sign of Four”, our dear friend Mr Watson, when wittering on about not seeing Sherlock for some time, states ” I heard some vague account of his doings; of his summons to Odessa in the case of the Trepoff murder”.
“Quickly Watson…..the “game” is a-foot!! I see them now, scurrying to their books and through the vast knowledge held within the electronic pulses of the Internet to prove me wrong!! But it shall not be Watson, It Shall Not Be!!!”
Ok, Ok…..I’m no Sherlock Holmes and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s literary genius makes my rambling blog seem “elementary”……..but I am only a bloody builder after all.
Anyway, back to the bar. When you get onto Polskiy Spuskiy…….well, you don’t have to be “Sherlock” to find it!!……No, I’m not giving you any more clues or a photo of the place……..No, I’m not!!!!
Now, although there is not a single English speaking person in the place……well amongst the staff……obviously if I am in there, then there is an English speaking person in the place…….even if I am not speaking English. Well as the good Mr Holmes himself said “When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.” – The Adventure of The Blanched Soldier……..the menu is in English.
The food is good and whilst you wait you can look around the themed bar…..and maybe learn a thing or two you didn’t know, or more likely had forgotten about Sherlock, Watson and Sir Arthur.
So, what’s on the menu?
Well, it is too long to type out in full, so you will have to carry out a full investigation when you visit the place……and you should visit the place……..but here are some extracts (including the spelling mistakes……not quite so “elementary” after all)…….
Salmon in deductive method (mushrooms, vegetables, sour cream)
Barrymore’s oat flakes
English antiquity (shellfish, shrimps, mushrooms, potatoes, lemon, pot-herbs)
Don’t teach your grandmother to suck eggs (fried eggs)
Mrs. Watson’s Salad (shrimps, egg, ham, dried apricots, tomatoes, black olives)
Octopuses from Madam Tusso
Mrs. Hudson’s chicken with hot seasoning, fried vegetables, bacon (filleted chicken)
Professor Moriarti’s sauce (tomatoes, garlic, Chilly, Tobasco, ketchup)
Sherlock’s coffee
Tea from Irene Adler
Speckled Band (pine-apple juice, ice-cream, banana, pine-apple)
Big Ben (orange, pine-apple and grapefruit juice, syrup)
Stubborn Englishman (vodka, cuantreau, syrup, lemon fresh)
Death in the Swamp (sambuca, fernet branka, absinthe)
Red-Headed League (rum, cuantreau, lemon, orange, and pine-apple juice, syrup)
Naval Treaty (pizang ambon, cuantreau, malibu, pine-apple juice, cream)
“Hookah is a special way of life expressed in an English saying ‘Make haste slowly'”
Gloria trout
English-style soup (pike perch, carrot, champignons, potatoes)
Salmon — Holmes’ recipe (salmon with white wine and fish sauce)
Watson’s kebab
Baker Street potatoes (onion, bacon)
Inspector Lestrade’s tongue with mayonnaise
Permanent Patient (mackerel, lightly salted herring, boiled potatoes, onion)
Salad “Piccadili” (chicken filet, cocot, pickled cucumbers, mayonnaise, mustard)
English gossips in omelet
Holmes’s caprice (chicken meat, walnuts, mayonnaise)
Devonshire chicken (roll stuffed with crab sticks and cheese)
Scotland-Yard (spicy filleted pork with vegetables and champignons)
This is by no means an exhaustive guide, but goes a little way to show that the proprietor is at least trying to keep that Old London ambiance…….
No, I don’t mean he has “street urchins” outside the door of the restaurant saying “Spare us a penny Mister – cor blimey Mister…you’re a proper gent, you are ‘n no mistake” as that would be going a little to far……and probably bad for business too.
Anyway, give this place a try – you won’t be disappointed!!