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Ukrainian Women’s Fashion………Where To Start???? – Part 1 – A General Overview

April 25, 2009

Well, Ukrainian……and Russian women…… have a fashion sense of their own.

The question is where to start……… At the top and work down?…….The feet and work up?……..The season that prevails?

The problem……..well, it’s not a problem if you live here…….but you may consider it a problem if you don’t……….is that Slavic women are very well aware not only of their beauty…….but their sexuality as well.  In a part of the world with far more women than men………well, they use it to best effect too!!

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Obviously, I am not talking about the bizarre and sometimes seemingly extremely uncomfortable looking……..errrrm……”fashion statements” which are seen floating down “cat walks” on the international fashion scene………Most of which are completely and utterly terrible to look at…….well, to me they look terrible……but then, what do I know, I am only a man……..and as my wife reminds me on a frequent basis………”You don’t understand because you are a man”……..and she may have a point………..After all, she is never wrong……..she may be occasionally “mistaken”………but never wrong!!!!

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So, having discounted the “fashion elite”………I will waffle on about the Slavic woman’s “street fashion”…….which may to the inexperienced “western male” look similar to that of the “western prostitute”……….or “good time girl” on a night out with 10 of her friends……..ie, looking to get as much “attention” as she can…….from whichever sex she is out to “please” of course!!

……This is a harsh judgement to make……..and as with all fashion, people, and particularly women, will follow it……..and your stereotype of a “typical hooker’s clothing”……….does not make her a hooker…….at least here!!!!

This has, of course, led to some derision from some “western women” who live and/or work in Russia and Ukraine………however they are free to leave whenever they wish and move to an environment with a better ratio of men/women…….unlike many Slavic women, where there is therefore far less competition for “attention” when it comes to initial “sexual attraction”.

Let’s face it……….even the women’s military uniforms here aren’t that “drab”………..

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…………Yep, almost makes you want to be invaded by Ukraine doesn’t it!!

Anyway, none of this waffle has given me a starting point…….and still leaves the question of where to start.

Ok, the basics…………

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…….Errrrm……No, no no, not that basic……but not far off.

……Bra’s seem to be………..optional,………even more so in the summer months……..regardless of location, occasion or other clothing!!!

Then there are boots………..Slavic women love boots……and to be fair, I like Slavic women in boots………but then I am a “leg” man……..so I would!!

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Regardless of my errrrrrrrrm “likes”……..as I say Slavic women love boots………ankle boots, knee boots, thigh boots…..regardless of wearing jeans, skirts, dresses………or just a G String!! ……….

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……..Yes, these are all Slavic women…….most of whom  I know…….and second only to their love of boots, is having their photographs taken.

The alternative to boots………..is high heels………f*cking high heels……..heels higher than a high thing in a very high place!!

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……..Eh?……No, I know them via my wife……….and didn’t know them before I met her……..so thanks to the ladies for agreeing to let their pics come onto the blog…….and no, I won’t be handing out phone numbers for the ladies either…….well, unless they tell me too anyway.

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Now, moving onto jeans……They have to be “tight”.  Not only do the have to accentuate every curve…….but they have to be “sparkly”…….either a design which sparkles, or sparkly bit on pockets, seams, hems etc etc.  If they don’t hug the figure, then they are “too big”.  “Mosh Pit” jeans are………….out!

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Skirts………..the shorter the better.  If they look like a belt, then they are the right length.

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Dresses……These are either “figure hugging”……so tight as to require a “thong” to ensure “NVP”…….Non-Visible Pantie line……or something less than a thong.  The alternative is something fairly loose…….but semi-see through.

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Tops…….Many Slavic ladies have outstanding figures……and therefore have no problem in displaying as much skin as possible……leading to short tops, with naval exposed, extremely close fitting blouses….with as many buttons left undone as possible…….top or bottom……or both.

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It is law……….or so it seems……..that tops must either plunge at the front……or have large sections of see-through material…….or both.  Like I said at the start, Slavic women are well aware of their sexuality!!

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When it comes to coats……..they are either fur, leather or suede……..you won’t see a “Pack-a-Mack” or Kagool anywhere………Well, to look like you dressed in a condom is hardly appealing is it?

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The conclusion to be made from female fashion in Ukraine and Russia, is that as much “skin” is to be shown as humanly possible, whenever possible…….whilst retaining some form of “mystery” for those looking on…….and it doesn’t matter if you are at work, at home, shopping or “out for the night”……..as long as you can make a jaw drop from 100 meters and look just as good, if not better, than the woman next to you.

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Oh…….and don’t forget the boots!!!!

……..What?…….Oh yeh, I like living here.

…….Eh?……Yes, my wife dresses the same way……in fact one of the photo’s is of her.

No, I ain’t telling you which one……..she’s married already!!!

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……..Yes, as the post title suggests………there’s more to follow.

Eh?……..You what?………..There aren’t any “fun pillows” in the pics?……….I will remind you I know most of these women, and that one is actually my wife……..so unless one of them is happy to get their “jubblies” out for you and have them plastered over the internet dear reader, then prepare to be tantalised and not “stimulated”!!

Ok, Ok,…….I will ask them…….but don’t hold your breath!!

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