Archive for April 21st, 2009

h1

Kidnapped Brit Released From Odessa

April 21, 2009

For those who read my post regarding the “kidnapping” of Eren Parker earlier this month in Odessa……..well, he has now been freed and has returned to the UK.

Mr Parker, claims to have been abducted at 5am leaving a casino……..where he had been to the restaurant…..of course……on the day he was due to fly back to the UK.

Let me know when your “Bull-Shit Monitors” start to go off the scale won’t you.  Yeh, obviously, having read my earlier post, you already know my “BSM” has dived off the scale when reporting his initial kidnap.

pin-2

Anyway, according to Mr Pinocchio Parker……….

pinocchio-1

…………he was Tazar’d coming out of the casino restaurant at 5 am on 7th April and bundled into the back of a car.  He was then held in a garage for 2 days where the gang threatened to cut off his ears and to cut out his kidneys and sell them………..

…………Pinocchio Parker, then goes on to say, his captures would get very angry, lose their temper and beat him because he couldn’t understand Russian.

Your “BSM” off the chart yet?……..How, exactly did he know they were threatening to cut off his ears and cut out his kidneys and sell them……if he didn’t understand anything they were saying…….it’s not like the word for ear or kidney sounds even remotely the same in English.

pin-3

To help you understand, I will write the Russian for “I am going to cut off your ears, cut out your kidney’s and sell them”…….and I will do it in our alphabet, not Cyrillic, so you can say the words out loud.  I will even “bold” the words for ears and kidney’s.

“Ya bydy otrezat tvoi yshi virezat tvoi pochkii zatem prodat ih.”

pin-4

…….Of course you got the gist of that didn’t you!!

Now, it may be argued that to hold a knife to an ear and pretended to saw it off, needs no explanation in any language……..but even the most skilled and distinguished Charades player cannot get pointing a knife at a stomach to mean “cut out your kidney’s and sell them.”

He also states he was guarded 24/7 and moved after 2 days to an apartment from the garage where he was initially held.

Whilst at the apartment, he states he almost escaped via a toilet window…….but because of the drop outside, he didn’t because the fall would have broken his legs.

Cutting through the rest…….of which there is little to say really…….we get to the day of his release……the kidnappers, now having found an unknown woman to translate between Mr Parker’s family and themselves regarding money. 

pin-5

Women like this, are of course on every street corner……..you know the ones……they can speak English, know kidnappers, have not a second thought about getting involved in a crime which will get her 15 years in a Ukrainian Gulag if caught by the Ukrainian police…….and killed by the mafia here…….as this is quite obviously not a mafia kidnap.

What?……How can I say that?

Well, the initial ransom was for $60,000……..of which the first $5,000 was paid via Western Union.

Western f*cking Union?????……..and the eventual sum, actually paid was $16,000 for his “release”.  The mafia can and do make more profit from running a single stolen BMW from Ukraine into Russia for resale after it’s identity has been changed……with far less jail time if caught!!!

pin-6

What mafia man is going to go to a Western Union kiosk with his passport and collect $5,000……..as part of a kidnap ransom???

Anyway, his family $16,000 worse off, Mr Parker was then taken to the hotel where is sister and father had been negotiating his release………..which was very considerate of the kidnappers don’t you think?

So, now Mr Parker has returned to the UK…….yesterday.

What has the UK Government said about this “kidnapping”……….Well on 9th April, they confirmed a UK citizen had been reported “missing” in Odessa……….and yesterday, they reported  that on 16th April, the UK citizen had been found “safe and well.”

……..Yeh, they sound convinced too eh?

%d bloggers like this: