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Ok – So You’re A Billionaire….Publish A Book Of Your Wife Naked?

April 9, 2009

Ok, you are a Russian multi-billionaire……..so you can get quite bored trotting around the sun-spots of the planet, repeatedly requesting the collection of Bentley’s be polished, asking your model wife if she is working today……because she is also a TV host, similar to Oprah’s style of show……so what do you do?

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Obviously, if you are married to Olga Rodionova…….and your name is Sergey Rodinov…….you commission a rather tasteful coffee table book……for the sake of “Art”……of your wife in her birthday suit.

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Well you would…….wouldn’t you?……Isn’t it natural to put together a book of your wife naked in numerous poses in a glossy little book for not only your friends to enjoy………but the whole planet?

No?…….Funnily enough, the thought hadn’t occurred to me either……..and, of course, I would rather keep my family jewels hanging where they are…….rather than seeing them hanging from my wife’s ears as a new and resplendent set of earrings for having merely suggest she get her “kit off” for the titillation of the whole planet!

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Well, I say the whole planet……..guess which country the book will not be published in?……..You guessed correctly, it won’t be published in Russia…….but it is on sale here in Odessa……..and Ukraine has a Visa-less and open border with Russia…….so of course, you can just hop over the border, buy the book showing Olga in all her glory and then take it back into Russia without a problem.

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Now, like me, you are probably asking what on earth made him commission a book of naked photo’s of his wife for sale internationally?

Well, apparently, he is one of Russia’s poorest Billionaires……….I know, how the f*ck can you be a poor Billionaire?…..and this may well be why the book retails at Euro 500 per copy……..because he is just a little bit “broke” compared to the other Billionaires.

This said, the photographer was paid $1 Million to take the photographs.  Having seen the dear lady in question, I have to say that I would have happily done the same job for a much lesser fee……..job satisfaction has it’s own value, don’t you think?

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It is also open to interpretation as to whether his idea of “Art” is someone else’s idea of pornography…….but at Euro 500 to get a copy of the book to find out……….the likes of you and I will probably never know.

Yes, the pictures are from the book……..but it is not a book short on “content” apparently……and there are only so many pictures that I am prepared to put on my blog anyway…….and these were the “tamest” I could find before venturing into the books S&M/Bondage pics!!!

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If you want to see more……..then I suggest you spend Euro 500 to open the cover……..because no matter how much you are scratching at your screen right now…….you won’t be able to get it open.

What?…………Oh yes, my wife is glad I’m not quite a Billionaire!!!!!

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