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April 1st – No Blog Today…..In Case You Think It Is A Joke!!

April 1, 2009

Ok, today is 1st April…….and the Humourina Celebrations happen in Odessa ……which will probably end up as a mixture of the “La Tomatoe Festival” in Spain, “The Poll Tax Riots” from the UK and “Jack Arse”…….on a scale of 1:1,000,000!

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Anything I write today you will probably think is a joke…………although much of what I write, you probably think is a joke or complete and utter bollocks!!

What?……..Yes you do, dear reader…..I know you do…..I can hear you down your computer mic chuntering and bumping your gums about my juvenile posts, what the hell do I know anyway, he’s talking out of his a*se again etc etc…….and you may be right.

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All I can say, is that opinions are like a*seholes………everyone has one!!

Anyway, like I say, whatever I write today could well be interpreted by your good self as a joke……more than usual……and I have been asked about some serious topics to which I must reply by way of this blog……about Visa’s and adoption……amongst other things.

No, I promise to keep up the usual standard I set and continually fail to achieve…….but occasionally, there will have to be some “serious posts” covering “serious subjects” about which I am asked.

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So today will be a day of preparation for some serious and not so serious blogs for tomorrow…….What?…..No, I promise to spread the serious posts out a bit to avoid turning into a Governmental website or a text version of BBC News 24…… which is about as much fun to read as the instructions to your deep fat fryer……..Yes, I promise!!

So what will I do today apart from that?

I suppose I will have to stretch cling-film over the toilet bowl, put food dye in the shower head, change all the clocks in the house and put Velcro boots on both cats………and watch them stick to the carpet.  Not very imaginative I know……..but it’s a start!!

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Right, I’m gone……..inappropriate and juvenile things to do!!

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