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Metronome Nightclub – Odessa

March 30, 2009

Ok loyal reader…..or readers if some is with you…..after a few successive blogs which went kind of political….we are going back to……Tourists and Tits!!!!!!

This is for no other reason than, well, I am nowhere near through all the nightclubs in Odessa yet.  Also, this is not meant to be a political blog……just one about Odessa.

Now dear reader, I appreciate you have suffered the last few blogs……and are starting to consider looking elsewhere for your adolescent “jolly’s”……after all, Ukrainian politics are entertaining for those of us in Ukraine…..for you dear reader, they are of course, less than interesting and the subject is about as welcome as a stale fart!!!

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Well……..”Stop right there!!!!!…….Before we go any further, do you love me?  Will you love me for ever?  Do you need me, will you never leave me?  Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?”………….ah here’s Meatloaf……he does it better than me……

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qJLEc3aAf4

Anyway – The Metronome nightclub can be found on Shampansky….which is in the Arcadia region of the City.

For a nightclub, the food isn’t that bad and is certainly not the most expensive to be found.  It also has two dances floors and a number of snooker Russian Billiard and Pool tables.

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What?……..Oh yes, they are strippers…………..it also has strippers…….lots of strippers!!

There is not much else to say about Metronome other than it’s not bad at all…….although not in the very centre of the city……………

 

 

………….Eh?……What?…… I mention strippers but you haven’t seen the “jubblies” yet!!…….Ok, Ok………Brace yourself!!!………………..

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Happy now?

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